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So whats on your tombstone?

Here are a pile of tombstones epitaphs to put on your tomstone creations. Have fun with your tombstone names. and email us if you have any great tombstone epitaphs for us. The funnier the better. We will add the best ones here.





HERE LIES
LESTER MORE
Four slugs
From a forty-four
No Les No More




OWEN MOORE
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay




HERE LIES
my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
and now so do I.




Here lies the body of
JOHN ROUND
Lost at sea
and never found




HERE LIES
a man named Zeke
Second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek




Here lies
HENRY BLAKE
He stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake




Soon ripe
Soon rotten
Soon gone
But not forgotten




HERE LIES
JOHN YEAST
Pardon me
for not rising




RIP
Ted N. Buried




BILL BLAKE
Was hanged
by mistake




RIP
Barry M. Deep




See
I told you
I was SICK!




Here lies the body of
EDWARD HYDE
We laid him here
because he died




Dear Departed
BROTHER DAVE
he chased a bear
into a cave




Here lies ANN MANN
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann




REST IN PEACE
COUSIN HUET
we all know
you didn't do it




HERE LIES
GOOD OLD FRED
a great big rock
fell on his head




HERE LIES
Pillsbury
Dough Boy

He will rise again




RIP
Good Friend Gordon
now you've crossed
the River Jordan




Here Lies Joyce
She'd rather not
But had no choice




HERE LIES NED
There is nothing more
to be said
Because we like to
speak well of the dead




First a Cough
Carried Me Off
Then a Coffin
They Carried Me Off In




Here lies Clyde
Whose life was full
Until he tried
To milk a bull




EZEKIEL PEASE
Pease is not here,
Only his pod
He shelled out his Peas
And went to his God




Grim death took me
without any warning
I was well at night,
and dead in the morning




Here lies the
body of
MARGARET BENT
She kicked up her
heels And away
she went




This life's a dream
And all things
show it
I thought so once
and
Now I know it




Here Lies

Mr. Mere

got ran over by
a John Deere





In Memory of
BEZA WOOD
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood Within another.
The outer wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise
The other




In memory of
ANNA HOPEWELL
Here lies the body
of our Anna
Done to death
by a banana
It wasn't the fruit
that laid her low
But the skin of the thing
that made her go




Ima
Goner




Yule B.
Next




Real
E. Olde




I.M. No
Longer




Bitby A.
Snake




Barry A.
Live




K.A.
Put




Under A.
Stone




Creek E.
Bones




Izzy
Gone




A. Ghoul




C. Yalater




I. Slipt




I.M.
Dead




Myra
Mains




Johny Huck
ran out of luck

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