Here are a pile of tombstones epitaphs to put on your tomstone creations. Have fun with your tombstone names. and email us if you have any great tombstone epitaphs for us. The funnier the better. We will add the best ones here.
HERE LIES
LESTER MORE
Four slugs
From a forty-four
No Les No More
OWEN MOORE
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay
HERE LIES
my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
and now so do I.
Here lies the body of
JOHN ROUND
Lost at sea
and never found
HERE LIES
a man named Zeke
Second fastest draw
in Cripple Creek
Here lies
HENRY BLAKE
He stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake
Soon ripe
Soon rotten
Soon gone
But not forgotten
HERE LIES
JOHN YEAST
Pardon me
for not rising
BILL BLAKE
Was hanged
by mistake
See
I told you
I was SICK!
Here lies the body of
EDWARD HYDE
We laid him here
because he died
Dear Departed
BROTHER DAVE
he chased a bear >
into a cave
Here lies ANN MANN
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann
REST IN PEACE
COUSIN HUET
we all know
you didn't do it
HERE LIES
GOOD OLD FRED
a great big rock
HERE LIES
Pillsbury
Dough Boy
He will rise again
RIP
Good Friend Gordon
now you've crossed
the River Jordan
Here Lies Joyce
She'd rather not
But had no choice
HERE LIES NED
There is nothing more
to be said
Because we like to
speak well of the dead
First a Cough
Carried Me Off
Then a Coffin
They Carried Me Off In
Here lies Clyde
Whose life was full
Until he tried
To milk a bull
EZEKIEL PEASE
Pease is not here,
Only his pod
He shelled out his Peas
And went to his God
Grim death took me
without any warning >
I was well at night,
and dead in the morning
Here lies the
body of
MARGARET BENT
She kicked up her
heels And away
she went
This life's a dream
And all things
show it
I thought so once
and
Now I know it
Here Lies
Mr. Mere
got ran over by a John Deere
In Memory of
BEZA WOOD
Here lies one Wood
Enclosed in wood
One Wood Within another.
The outer wood
Is very good:
We cannot praise >
The other
In memory of
ANNA HOPEWELL
Here lies the body
of our Anna
Done to death
by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit>
that laid her low
But the skin of the thing
that made her go.
